Confessions of the Class of 2026

Ellie Furman, Co-Managing Editor, Head of Media • May 8, 2026

Janie Dyer ’26 confesses her sins before the end of the school year.

My famous cookie exchange cookies are Nestle Toll House slice and bake.

In our freshman year theology class, we tried to scare Mr. Blake by hiding someone in the closet. He refused to open the door.

I accidentally pulled the fire alarm.

I had a snack-selling business during seventh grade for two weeks until Mr. Olson shut it down.

One time, I emailed Ms. Larson during class because I was too scared to talk to her, and when she asked me about it, I started to cry.

We kept a running quote list of our teachers for two years, which ended up being seven pages long. Our junior and senior year teachers are safe.

I get lunch at 10:45 a.m. almost every day.

I sometimes park in a reserved parking spot.

I have borrowed an excessive amount of laptop chargers from the tech office. You save me every time, Mr. McLane.

We would unplug the television before Señora walked into Spanish class so we could spend more time talking about our days while she fixed it. We always blamed it on the class before us, but it actually was us.

Featured Image by Ellie Furman ’26

About the Contributor

Ellie Furman, Co-Managing Editor, Head of Media

Ellie is eager to return to the King Street Chronicle as co-managing editor and head of media. She is excited to implement everything she learned the last two years and improve as both an editor and writer. Ellie is the executive producer of her creative filmmaking class and is thrilled to use those skills in her work for the KSC. She is also the captain of the varsity tennis team and is a senior editor for the yearbook.