Confessions of a senior class

Senior Sophia Mortell confesses her sins before the end of the school year.
Juliette Guice ’17

I drink coffee from the teacher’s lounge multiple times a week.
I ask teachers for muffin money. 
I sometimes wear out-of-uniform sweatshirts the entire day and try to hide from Ms. O’Grady. 
I wish Mr. Badagliacca was my dad. 
I have used the men’s bathroom in the science wing. 
I have stalked all the teachers on Facebook. 
I have been to the observatory and met Mr. Bria. 
I always use the mailroom as a shortcut to the mansion.
I only use the theater bathroom. 
I ship my personal packages to the school. 
I type all of my periods in size 14 font and use 2.2 spacing. 
I park at Barat Center every day. 
I have a crush on Mr. Valentine. 
I wear the same skirt to school every day. 
I started a side business of taking people’s senior photos on campus (you know the tree). 
I constantly eat the bagels from the crew team’s morning practice breakfast.
I went to the first day of soccer prep week and never went back after the first day.
I almost knocked the giant mural of Mater off of the wall because I turned around and hit it with my backpack.
I broke the big senior picture frame by jumping through it with one of the bouncy balls we had.
I used to go into Ms. Mohen’s cabinet and steal the snacks she had for her advisory.

– Juliette Guice, Managing Editor and Video Content Editor