Confessions of a senior class

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Senior Sophia Mortell confesses her sins before the end of the school year. Juliette Guice ’17

Senior Sophia Mortell confesses her sins before the end of the school year.
Juliette Guice ’17

I drink coffee from the teacher’s lounge multiple times a week.
I ask teachers for muffin money. 
I sometimes wear out-of-uniform sweatshirts the entire day and try to hide from Ms. O’Grady. 
I wish Mr. Badagliacca was my dad. 
I have used the men’s bathroom in the science wing. 
I have stalked all the teachers on Facebook. 
I have been to the observatory and met Mr. Bria. 
I always use the mailroom as a shortcut to the mansion.
I only use the theater bathroom. 
I ship my personal packages to the school. 
I type all of my periods in size 14 font and use 2.2 spacing. 
I park at Barat Center every day. 
I have a crush on Mr. Valentine. 
I wear the same skirt to school every day. 
I started a side business of taking people’s senior photos on campus (you know the tree). 
I constantly eat the bagels from the crew team’s morning practice breakfast.
I went to the first day of soccer prep week and never went back after the first day.
I almost knocked the giant mural of Mater off of the wall because I turned around and hit it with my backpack.
I broke the big senior picture frame by jumping through it with one of the bouncy balls we had.
I used to go into Ms. Mohen’s cabinet and steal the snacks she had for her advisory.

– Juliette Guice, Managing Editor and Video Content Editor